tales of a wallflower

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There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature.

- William Upski Wimsatt  (via perfect)

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

krys-krys:

ethiopienne:

maaaan listen

me.

hahahah me whenever im driving with shannon

krys-krys:

ethiopienne:

maaaan listen

me.

hahahah me whenever im driving with shannon

i love his dimples esp when hes in drag and hes so funny

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lghmbrsn:

heroindeathwish:

chronicmeds:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink. 

:o

I WANT A PINK CAT OMFGGGGG

Daw

lghmbrsn:

heroindeathwish:

chronicmeds:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

:o

I WANT A PINK CAT OMFGGGGG

Daw

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|| [because i thought it was ill] by Kaga

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tastefullyoffensive:

[nycgamer]

tastefullyoffensive:

[nycgamer]

rararachelmarie:

celestialdeth:

buzzfeed:

This boy dressed up as Harry Potter and went around Penn Station looking for Platform 9 3/4.

The person in the fourth gif is watching his dreams come true in front of him

Give this kid a medal.

Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.

- (via tropicalrainstorm)

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askinnyblackman:

askinnyblackman:

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

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